Tuesday, January 29, 2013

This is my life right now.

My dog is literally prairie-dogging it.

He refuses to get his paws wet on the grass, so now we get to smell his ass. He's a lab, I thought they were up for anything.

Leave it to us to get the defective one.

He will keep farting now until the very last second he can possibly keep that turd in, then he'll go out and stand just off the deck and release the load.

You are so glad you read this right now, aren't you?

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